Poopoo peepee and Work: Symphonic

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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Qwermy 16

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

I hate public restrooms so much

Comments

breeyand 15

Friday 31 January 2014 5:48

well you had a shitty day huh? fyl

worthlessACfan 11

Friday 31 January 2014 6:20

did he know it was you? 0.0

HilarityOfLife 8

Friday 31 January 2014 6:21

Your life doesn't suck man, this is something to laugh about! :)

dellarosa 10

Friday 31 January 2014 6:21

What's wrong with him? Diarrhea it's not something you can control. Anyway, I hope you feel better OP.

misspageantgirl 4

Friday 31 January 2014 6:54

I think it's more of a shocker rather than people not being able to accept it as it is. You don't expect to hear someone releasing themselves like that every single time you walk into a bathroom

Quiet_one 22

Friday 31 January 2014 17:47

You may not expect it when you walk in, but you shouldn't be shocked and offended either. I thought the coworker was really rude here.

WardenWolf 26

Friday 31 January 2014 8:01

Be a man and claim your farts!

alycion 38

Friday 31 January 2014 10:23

I feel bad for op, but at the same time I'm like a five year old with this stuff. When I hear a butt bugle brigade start it's serenade, I go into hysterics. Doesn't matter if it's me or someone else. In fact, I usually wake my husband up laughing if he starts at night. I wish I could control it. But no matter how old I get, farts and belches will always make me laugh.