Tactician

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 02:00

Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML

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You deserved it 325

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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You deserved it 222

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 116

Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149

You deserved it 1 099

Can you be a little more specific?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 10:00

Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 539

You deserved it 320

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 597

You deserved it 7 259

By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 473

You deserved it 11 313

Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 284

You deserved it 4 887

Friends like these

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 844

You deserved it 100

By Less Friendship, More Cash - 06/05/2016 11:54 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I realized one of my best friends was only friends with me because I would take her shopping, spoil her regularly, and help her out financially. She moved to another province and only contacted me whenever she wanted money. After I refused a couple of times, she deleted me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 772

You deserved it 2 721

By sh33zy - 03/02/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 507

LackyLacy 5

Sunday 5 April 2020 5:31

Sounds like she thrives on being dramatic or just has a legitimate over reaction problem. I know 2 people like that and my life has been much brighter since they've cut themselves out.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 April 2020 2:29

Evidently, it was not as polite and friendly as it needed to be. I suggest you get a karaoke version of ABBA's "Dancing Queen" and substitute the lyrics to "Drama Queen," a song you'll have to write. That will be polite.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 April 2020 2:29

LackyLacy 5

Sunday 5 April 2020 5:31

Sounds like she thrives on being dramatic or just has a legitimate over reaction problem. I know 2 people like that and my life has been much brighter since they've cut themselves out.

daisythebunny1988 9

Sunday 5 April 2020 6:18

sounds like you dodged a bullet

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 5 April 2020 10:45

"Fatal" bullet, yes; but still subjected to 7 years of collateral damage, so good riddance!

ThisIsShly 6

Sunday 5 April 2020 8:33

Sounds like what happened with me and my best friend. Except she’s more hypocritical while being dramatic. You’re not alone!

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 5 April 2020 10:49

Unfortunately for her, you're better off without her, OP. Life's too short to put up with repeated, childish behavior from (selfish) adults. :-)

lifeis4me 20

Sunday 5 April 2020 19:28

She made it easier for you. Time to have more free time without having to listen to her rants

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 5 April 2020 19:57

She clearly proved you wrong.

Ambrily 27

Sunday 5 April 2020 20:04

You mean, she proved them right?

bloopaloop 27

Monday 6 April 2020 1:28

Sounds like she took care of the hard part for you

stealthPastry 15

Monday 6 April 2020 4:46

Dude, take the win

sisoladra 20

Monday 6 April 2020 6:17

My question is after 7 YEARS of friendship why did it suddenly start to bother you? You've been friends for this long and it's only now bothering you? What changed?