Weddings and Kids: Tailor Swift

Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

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Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Unlucky - 16/06/2009 10:49 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML

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CraziOne 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:04

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

brrrx 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:05

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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kookoo831 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:59

whos kid is it?

jannie22 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:15

someone deserves a spanking....

juggaloprince94 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:12

why does your two tear old know how to use scissors?

Nyzjahrenee 0

Monday 30 May 2011 12:25

I would have smacked the shit out of her and locked her in a damn room.

pokamoon 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:14

I'm not sure its wise to sleep and leave a two yr old roaming the house, maybe be thankful it was just a cut up dress you woke up to?

emo771999 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:25

Oh my god that's horrible

farmgirl1992 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:39

OMG for one where is your garment bag for two were you not suppose to be watching your child and for three why in God's name would you leave a pair of scissors lying around at a height that a two year old could access them? You definatly deserve that one