Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

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brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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wow_this_sucks_9 0

its definitely your fault for putting scissors where your two year old can reach them. You're lucky she didn't accidentally hurt herself.

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pyromaniac222222 0

Kid needs a spanking. I can only hope that one was administered.

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rockmyworld 0

did you get the hint?

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teiso_fml 0

Ah, the terrible twos! The funnest age ever!

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barkman173 0

So what did you do with the body?

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argghhh_fml 0

YDI first of all for being a **** and having a child out of wedlock and most importantly for allowing her 2 year olds to get hold of scissors be thankfull it was your wedding dress and she hasn't hurt herself!!!

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RVP23 0

YDI for leaving a two year old unsupervised! It's lucky the kid only cut up a dress.

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penandpaper 0

that really sucks!!! HELLOOOOOO people she was ASLEEP!! it said she was ready to pick out an outfit for the day so that means she had been asleep the whole night and the 2 yearold just woke up before her. and for those of you saying the 2 year old should have been in a crib, 2 year olds are clever. my little brothers were both climbing out of their cribs at age 2.

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tigbitties22 0

you people piss me off like come on she was asleep and how do you know she wasn't married before and got divorced. and yes 2 year olds are very smart. Thank god the lil girl wasn't hurt by the sissors,but that lil kids butt would be red as shit by my hand. Wedding dresses are not cheap

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iamhurtNOT 0

YDI for being a Man-*****!

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aq2004 0

YDI for sleeping while your 2 year old daughter plays with scissors.

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