Money and Miscellaneous: Taking the piss

Taking the piss

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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You deserved it 17 114

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 700

You deserved it 84 815

By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 226

You deserved it 6 352

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 182

You deserved it 3 543

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 301

You deserved it 4 339

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 095

You deserved it 28 247

Honesty doesn't pay

By Hayls5 - 04/07/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 257

You deserved it 6 030

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By ehcanadianeh - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 001

You deserved it 12 360

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 16:17 - Canada

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 956

You deserved it 31 585

By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 437

You deserved it 52 216

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 435

You deserved it 46 318

Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:04

Why didn't you just stop?

GameRater01 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:05

You could have stopped, cracked the door open and handed it to him

Comments

A_Jayhawk 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:23

They probably wrote down your license plate number, which tells them where you live. Good one.

craZlife 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:25

don't think this is really a FYL. oh no, someone who you'll probly never see again thinks you're a bad person! the horror... just donate the $20 bucks to some charity and feel good about yourself again

kkkristennnn 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:35

you could have just pulled over and gave them the money.. just a thought.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:42

You could have opened your door...

countrygal926 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:50

why would you hold it against the window, you could have just put the money down when you realized you couldn't donate at that time. Clearly your head wasn't in it.

PeachNinja 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:52

Did you atleast go back, give him the money and apologize?

PenguinBob 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:10

its called a door.........

hsdtt03 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:19

you didn't think of opening the door? that's kinda dumb..

thuryn 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:24

#19: Your car has breaks? That's probably why it's so expensive. See, my car has BRAKES. Those are things that stop the car so you don't run into things. They're much cheaper than "breaks" in the long run. OP: Yeah. Stop the car. YDI.