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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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By Greg - 29/08/2020 05:01

Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML

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By avalanche719 - 26/08/2010 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:34 - Canada

Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML

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Rhegium 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:52

Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.

CodingSquirrel 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 3:13

Today, I got caught parking illegally, FML. YDI.

Comments

Immersion 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:37

facepalm :L

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Sunday 5 December 2010 4:40

lesson learned. dont help people

charleycake 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:12

LESBIANS!!!

EffinAhole 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:44

^ what?

brutuka 2

Friday 27 July 2012 22:42

A thousan suns?

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:39

One good deed deserves a ******* bitch slap to the ****/penis.

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:59

Parking in the right place isn't a good dead though :P

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 3:16

*mega facepalm* Good DEAD? What in the name of the holy Christ that never once had intercourse is a good DEAD? Motherfucking wolf balls, what has this world come to? Somebody help me!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 December 2010 4:15

*writes Fortuitous a prescription for Xanax, Ativan, and Absolut*

11colio11 4

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:32

omg relax! a typo on the Internet! oh dear god! /sarcasm

BDTM 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:12

#27 so you didn't want him to relax?

Doortje 29

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:43

So much for good deeds huh?

77taylah33 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:48

Ouch but he/she is your friend so you can have time together and you do anything for your friends

Rhegium 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:52

Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:56

wow that sucks.

polofan15 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:43

make her pay u half

emilisaurus_rawr 0

Monday 6 December 2010 4:46

that would make sense :3

opinionatedhuman 13

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:39

No it doesn't, he got the 55 dollar ticket for not paying the 10 dollars to park, why he would get out of his car knowing that makes him an idiot

foxre28 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:43

this is why you either 1. make sure the meter has enough time 2. make sure your not in a no parking zone. ydi.

wizard_skeleton 2

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:59

You know, parking restrictions are usually displayed on those things called signs. Maybe you should learn to read. Don't lie, you know you had someone else type and submit this for you.