Tall grass

By Anonymous - 16/06/2011 14:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was mowing my neighbor's lawn, I found the Playboy magazine he'd left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 361
You deserved it 7 068

Same thing different taste

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why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.

Comments

how in the **** did you not see that laying in the middle of the lawn? you dumbass

get use to that, women these days are just as damaged

...and why did you pick it up? HE left it there. HE should pick it up.

ConnerCyanide 0

Be more carfull before u mow ad u wouldnt have to waste more time!

hippyhater3000 4

and that's why you shouldn't mow girls or else you have to pick up the pieces later and then not get paid. hahaha

I wouldve left them on my lawn. That way i can have the Sexiest yard on the block.

slipperykricket 0

I don't understand why you would pick them up. Did he tell you to?