Tanned

By caughtorangehanded - 01/10/2010 22:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 918
You deserved it 46 336

Same thing different taste

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well if your masturbating so much, probably no one is seeing your penis anyway

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if your still ********** then you won't be using it any time

orange dicks aren't allowed in FML!!!! get outta here! :)

I think we're all fairy princesses, *flutter flutter*

Vash_41288 10

this happened in Rescue Me. quite a coincidence.

Quest_ 13

Well, cowboy, it's time to ********** with a pumice stone.

So your family knows about your fap lotion? I think that's an fml in itself...