Money, Awkward, Cops and Kids: Tantrum

Tantrum

By brokedad - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML

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Plumesant 8

Friday 10 May 2013 9:26

Since when would a purse make her popular ?

asylumlane 23

Friday 10 May 2013 9:28

Discipline.....

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CharlesM21 3

Monday 13 May 2013 8:40

5009 people are raising little *****!

Sharpiesrme369 4

Monday 13 May 2013 18:09

If she's making it that difficult and won't get in the car, make her ass walk home.

falconpoke007 10

Monday 13 May 2013 23:25

I don't get people like this, honestly

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:18

Backhandin

hannahisthewin 6

Saturday 8 June 2013 2:32

She sounds like meg, what a noob.

electricshock19 12

Sunday 21 July 2013 7:46

Kids these days...

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 5 June 2014 14:36

The purse she wants will be in style for a while then it will be something else and no one will care about the purse. That's how middle school is.

shotgun_girl 17

Thursday 31 March 2016 2:58

say ok and drive away

ifuckuprandomly 28

Thursday 15 December 2016 15:19

discipline her, she won't respect you and do as you say unless you do

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