Tasty

By Emily Salt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Spicy
Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML
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Top comments

Mielad 0

You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

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sparklestar69 1

spit it out an make a candle

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Comments

lissalove17 8

You're supposed to nibble the earlobe, not stick your tongue way up in there. That's disgusting.

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FYLSLOWLY 0

Ear nibbling is a sure turn off for me. Ew.

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Niaa_fml 0

I literally gagged. And still feel like vomiting. Ugh that is so horrible xD

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sparklestar69 1

your pic fits the FML haha

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Jessi195 0

Uhh If Your Pic Is Like Tht Then You Shouldnt Really Be Grossed Out By This FML (Gross.] lol

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lilredvettefan 5

I would have acted casual the put it in his mouth when u kissed him

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Ew lol, tough luck .. just make sure he washes next time ;)

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zowieandzander77 1

what's with FML's and the use of the word whilst

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bran_d1986 0

Wow. I just gagged.

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darklitfaery 0

what the **** were you doing? sucking on his ear HOLE?

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CleanseTheKraken 0

The usage of the word "lump" here is probably what set me to think this is more disgusting then it is. Regardless, it's still sick

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