Gross and Intimacy: Tasty

Even if it is so disgusting that a few of us gagged and vomited, I bet she will think twice about putting her mouth anywhere near his ear again. I think this is one that is making a lot of us think FML for reading it.

pl0x0rz 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 4:15

That is disgusting, but you could've spit it out

ppdunn 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 4:48

nasty and gross

yummylicious 5

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:51

like Ur mom #7

hurray4jmk 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:26

Omg wtf?!?!!? That's ******* disgusting!!!!!

erongetti 2

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:27

is that even possible?? I'd really rather prefer to think not! sick.

ermkrmr 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:27

words that came to mind: ohmygod EWWW.. that's so gross

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