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By jlowder2 - 11/12/2009 02:22 - United States
By jlowder2 - 11/12/2009 02:22 - United States
By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx
By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands
By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19
By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States
By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania
By ahddib - 14/10/2010 02:13 - United States
By Adam - 16/01/2017 08:00
By CorpseBride - 07/02/2017 04:00 - New Zealand - Auckland
By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham
he wanted to last longer duh!! ha that's pretty sick tho!
really? fyl for not saying somethiglike you- but doing this and that! duhh!
What! Why?!?!?
Your wife needs to invest in a ball gag.
priceless. ;)
hahahaha, i cant believe that turned her off, i,ve tried flowers, chocalates, and even jewelry, but in my experience, dead puppies has always gotten women in the mood. maybe next time, to really get her in the mood start whispering "old man ball sack" in her ear over and over.
LOL :D I'm trying to imagine it. Would I laugh uncontrollably at that or be appalled? I just don't know. Either way I know laughing would be involved :D It sure beats "dead puppies." :/ Strange mind to think of something like that (shuddering).
this whole FML is Win. I love it.
yea #8
You should have said, "You," and not given the complete answer. The complete answer, of course, is: When I want it to last longer, I think of you, but when I want to finish, I think about **** stars, ex-girlfriends, a woman I work with, my girlfriend or a sexy woman I met on FML. Keep that answer and the dead puppies one to yourself -- unless you really are into masturbation as your only defense against celibacy.
Win.
Glad to know I could help.
(shaking my head) hehehe .... :) That works too. Clever you ;) One of my BFs was saying he was thinking of baseball. I giggled and thought to myself, good going honey! :D
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dead puppies? really? why would you answer like that!!!
hahahaha, i cant believe that turned her off, i,ve tried flowers, chocalates, and even jewelry, but in my experience, dead puppies has always gotten women in the mood. maybe next time, to really get her in the mood start whispering "old man ball sack" in her ear over and over.