Teenagers in love

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:23

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Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said, "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
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tzemmy 25

how old is your son? I hope you had a separate conversation about what he said

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katieemerr 15

I couldn't disagree more.. Firstly, oral hygiene is no joke and the son should definitely be taking more care of his teeth. Secondly, OP has listed this under the 'kids' category; that makes me think the son is under legal age for sex. He can't even look after his teeth, I doubt he is mature enough to handle sex..

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Even if that's all he takes away from that conversation, it was still a good talk

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Comments2010 17

Now we wait for another FML about the next talk...

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jthmtwin 16

Teeth aside at least he has the courtesy to wash there before a girl goes down. Many don't :/

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jdcg116 10

O_o. Well at least his gf won't smell his breath and run away.

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jdcg116 10

Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees and the flossing of your teeth......

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SystemofaBlink41 27

This would be a double FML if OP's son is a kid.

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saralynnee132 10

If he doesn't know what oral hygiene is, he's too young for you bro

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Artemishuntress 8

you'd think he knew what the word hygiene ment if he knew about oral but nope

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DoubleDosexo 12

that was more personal hygiene than oral, nice confusion on your son's side.

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medholdmaam 4

This story doesn't make since without an age. Therefore since it is sexual I believe you deserve it.

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