Kids, Dentist and Babysitter: Crooked

Crooked

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed, I asked them why they weren't brushing their teeth like I taught them to. The littlest one replied, "Daddy said if we do then we'll have ugly teeth like yours." FML

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By jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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By savanah_aaron - 31/03/2017 20:00

Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML

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By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2021 08:02

Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...

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shamandalie_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:02

SECOND!

nazooer 11

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:27

The_Pleb, do you know how annoying you are? Go diaf please.

StaticDown 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:12

I second that. I'm so sick and tired of people saying 'first' or 'second'. I have yet to see a FML post without that type of behavior.

Gneekman 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:41

Especially since he's not 2nd, he's 18th.

americayay 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:33

I'm not only wondering if it's actually more effective, but maybe OP shouldn't be reteaching anyone else's kids anything.

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 14:53

haha snap!

breenarae25 0

Monday 20 September 2010 6:46

lolcakes!!

thepagal 3

Friday 12 August 2011 5:59

**** you

Jeef27 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:17

daaaaaaang

Good_old_Grim 8

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:22

Well you totally deserve it for trying to destroy your kid's teeth and by extension their lives.

Macromartyr 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:12

Oooookay I'm really really very very sure that brushing your teeth will NOT damage them. Obviously, the OP had bad teeth to start.

ObsessedWithGays 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:03

Don't feed the troll.

chellinha93 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:28

Wow great uncle you have...

startrekker 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:30

You sound stupid.

kravitzz1990 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:32

that makes me wonder how the hell u brush ur teeth thats "more effective"? do u brush ur teeth with hummus like zohan? im disturbed!

JellyMelly 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:39

Well, I think you could have mentioned the condition/ appearance of your teeth in this fml.

Ohnothingreally 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 14:01

Just brush the way dentists tell you to, that's the most effective. Jeez.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 14:01

Brushing your teeth with sugar and then rinsing with SunnyD is NOT more effective, OP. Just sayin'.

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