Teenagers in love

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:23

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Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said, "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
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tzemmy 25

how old is your son? I hope you had a separate conversation about what he said

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katieemerr 15

I couldn't disagree more.. Firstly, oral hygiene is no joke and the son should definitely be taking more care of his teeth. Secondly, OP has listed this under the 'kids' category; that makes me think the son is under legal age for sex. He can't even look after his teeth, I doubt he is mature enough to handle sex..

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stonedfly3 15

Tell him not brushing your teeth can lead to heart attack (there is evidence of this - the buildup of bad bacteria can get into your blood stream if you get gingivitis). Might not change his mind, but it's worth a shot

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martin8337 35

Go? Go where? Tell him there won't be any girls when he becomes toothless.

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havok747 6

Now tell him that will never happen if he doesn't brush his teeth.

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SaharaZinc 14

That'd disgusting, plain and simple.

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suznmar 16

How does a guy who won't brush his teeth get a girl to go down on him?

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