Sex, Embarrassing, Drunk and Intimacy: Tense dinner

Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 577

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 052

You deserved it 10 317

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 054

You deserved it 5 469

Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 960

You deserved it 2 920

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 870

You deserved it 5 563

Bad game

By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 408

You deserved it 10 368

By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 12 898

Meet the family

By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 480

You deserved it 29 020

Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 516

You deserved it 5 325

By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 134

You deserved it 1 458

Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 480

You deserved it 3 067

poopystick 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:13

I would love to call that woman my mother

InBetweenDreams 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:15

Your mom has problems. Seriously, do parents always have to be so embarrassing?

Comments

austinpowers59 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:22

everyone who wants to know what his answer was, you guys are creeps. and thats really funny.

LemonStarship 5

Friday 28 January 2011 23:26

Sounds like she wants in.

newjerseyguy 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:29

hopefully she offered to show some techniques to help him please her.

stingray626 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:36

haha sounds like something my aunt would say sober or drunk haha

perdix 29

Friday 28 January 2011 23:50

FYL if his answers were "She's like a motionless sack of goo" and "No, she tastes like an open sewer on a summer's day."

detolicious 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:07

win!

Aerious 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:52

I'm curious; is your boyfriend a donkey? Did he bite you as your posting name says?

cdbank3 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:16

what a rack. ur hot

Cypherrr 13

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:00

rofl well that's a wee bit embarrassing. xD It'd be great if we all knew his response. :D

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:18

Well, does he?

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:18

Well, does he?

BoCo_fml 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:29

Hide the liquor from your Mom next time. By the way, what was his answer? Are you good in bed? Does he like going down on you? Enquiring minds want to know.