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By albinoalligator - 04/07/2016 00:48 - United States - Elkton

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Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Stopa 1

You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?

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itzhazen 3

keeping your priorities straight I see

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Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

That's a YDI. First thing I do in a new place is swap out the showerhead for one I like, although not for the same reasons as you. Put the old one back when you move.

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Aiden89 23

Seriously, thats where you draw the line?? How the f*** is this a FML?

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davek 36

Get a good vibrator?

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spicychick21 5

Just keep the old one and put it back on when you move out..

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ishnation 11

I have a detachable shower head

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blackrose1996 11

Why didn't you buy one

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mergeterge 24

Wow you're lucky to be able to decline over something so silly... Housing in my town is a shit show.

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2Cwito6 5

if it was a tub just lay down on the tub and spread your legs under the thing were all the water comes out ( I don't know what its called ) and it will feel just as good! ?

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LevelupKid 8

The thing where the water comes out? Are you 7? Its called a faucet.

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SauceySarah 30

It's actually called a spout.

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