Thank you for being there for me

By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years-old. FML
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sturschaedel 27

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

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Ki11erC 18

He's not weird, if you find it odd then you're the weird one :p

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dragoongirl90 34

Whoever down-voted you for this comment is an ass.

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MandieL 27

He's 21. That is your explanation. Take the compliment and roll your eyes at his comment.

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BDA_fml 5

Wow a talking penis! It's a drag that he has to "make it" say things. If mine could talk it would probably tell all kinds of lies!

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frisky7dingo 2

Lack of blood flow to the brain will do that for ya.

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urake 10

It's obviously a joke Nothing to get upset over OP

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captainsmegma 12

Would you have preferred his penis to puke in your mouth and then slap you on the face?

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dragoongirl90 34

What's wrong with that? He seems fun loving and sweet. Maturity doesn't mean not having a sense of humor and not being able to have fun. Try to lighten up a little, OP.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

To be honest your boyfriend sounds adorable and if this is a deal breaker for you at all send him my way because I'd be happy to have him.

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KayDee29 31

My boyfriend and I joke about almost everything, so if he did this I would probably laugh at him and then then try to come up with something even funnier. You should be able to laugh and joke around with your significant other. It makes things so much easier :)

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