Sex, Cute and Love: Thank you for being there for me - FML

Thank you for being there for me

By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years-old. FML

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zanna_winchester 11

Monday 5 January 2015 12:16

That's very polite of mister winky!!

sturschaedel 27

Monday 5 January 2015 12:22

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

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lilcuz69 16

Monday 5 January 2015 22:02

Sounds to me like he loves you!!

tranced_ 45

Monday 5 January 2015 22:28

what's with people talking to their penises these days!?

CaliGali 9

Monday 5 January 2015 22:53

Boys will be boys. Age doesn't matter. He has a sense of humor. I would have laughed

syed121417 22

Monday 5 January 2015 22:54

I think that's actually really cute. My boyfriend does things like that sometimes. I don't know if it's just me, but a lot of the time when there's an FML about a boyfriend doing something, I just think it's funny or creative. Maybe I'm just laid back? I don't know. It's good to have a sense of humor, OP.

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 0:19

Immature humor never really goes away 100% in men. Hell, at 21, he's not even fully done with puberty. Most of it finishes up in your teens, but subtle stuff is still happening into your mid 20's.

shutupshane12 12

Tuesday 6 January 2015 0:23

Boyfriend- penis you the real Mvp

Khalif 7

Tuesday 6 January 2015 1:34

Sounds Like Some Side Niqqa Shit

Sophie_K 8

Tuesday 6 January 2015 1:38

Wow u sound like a fun person. Not.

Mirkaaaaa_ 4

Tuesday 6 January 2015 3:42

I don't get it.?

adam_nvx 19

Tuesday 6 January 2015 3:44

I wonder if he was talking to you, or your ******. Appreciate the weirdness, appreciate it.

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