Health and Injury: Thanks Andrew Lloyd Webber - FML

Thanks Andrew Lloyd Webber

By bdavis - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out, and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML

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hooverSP 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:10

i agree, you should put your hair up, or at least see that it's getting close to the drill. and is it the size and shape of 2 quarters, like a figure 8? or just a half dollar?

cater2U 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:09

well this is a big ydi that's one of the first rules of operating power tools besides not usig it around water

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ELH714 1

Wednesday 26 January 2022 2:11

I’m so sorry for you.. this happened to me in 5th grade only the suspect was a round brush.

snegec 7

Friday 28 January 2022 10:09

YDI, there's safety precautions for a reason. Obviously you didn't follow them, at your own expense.

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