Thanks, but no thanks

By rick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roanoke

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39

That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

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emilycb93 12

Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

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driinkbleach 18

I agree most with welshite's comment #2, it is very sweet :)

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alex101676 8

if that the worst thing in your life. I would consider myself extremely lucky.

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psycheiris13 20

I have a grandfather with Alzheimer's. Haha moments like these you shouldn't take to heart, and learn to cherish them and laugh them off. All the best OP :)

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DasHaas 9

It seems more likely that she just meant you were a gentlemen and you should meet yourself, since you are the grandson who is also a gentlemen and would be a good fit. It's probably just an awkwardly worded compliment, not an fml.

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Epikouros 31

Let's be honest: if you could, wouldn't you have sex with yourself?

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False_Stupidity 41

Grandma knows best, you need to take her advice and arrange a meeting with yourself.

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Ezdos 5

Looks like grandma's Alzheimer's is kicking in..

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

I'm sure you have a lot in common with her grandson.

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Schiffy 18

Maybe it was her way of saying you could only ever score with yourself.

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