Thanks, but no thanks

By rick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roanoke

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39

That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

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emilycb93 12

Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

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ffffffffck 13

But isn't that the ultimate compliment?

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SWC_Penguin 17

Wait. Did your grandmother literally suggest that you go **** yourself?

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olpally 32

No worries, my grandma always embarrasses me in front of people all the time. Lol.

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mxij 13

What does your sexuality have to do with it? Maybe she thought you were a girl

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drummerp64 16

"She looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man." Sorry, it sounds like she did recognize his gender.

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kozzard 17

could have just been saying I want you to meet him thinking that they could be friends, instead of automaticly assuming she is trying to hook him up

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Deaths_Wife 11

I want a grandma that would try to get me with somebody.

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Setareh23 34

Am I the only one who thinks the real FML part about this is not that his grandmother tried to hook him up with another guy, but that (she) probably has Alzheimer's? The entire situation really sucks op :( I'm glad you're spending time with your grandmother, good luck with everything that's gonna happen in the near future!

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jonesa086 6

Best parts about having Alzheimer's is hiding your own Easter eggs and meeting new and exciting people everyday!

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Chiikan 3

Just stand in front of a mirror. See! You met her grandson.

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foxy_grampa 19

So she was going to introduce you to yourself? At least you know you would get along

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