Thanks, but no thanks

By rick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roanoke

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

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She wanted you to meet yourself and be gay with yourself?

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She might have alzheimer's or something like that

At least she got the "man" part right.

I think that was a joke bro you just did not get

So grandma was introducing you to yourself?

Maybe she knew who he was and was surprised he didn’t recognize her and thus, the odd compliment. Why didn’t he say “hi grandma”?