Awkward and Porn: Thanks dad - FML

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

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Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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Exodiafinder687 58

Saturday 24 January 2015 12:09

"Come on mom! It's obviously dad's collection. My collection wouldn't fit on one server."

StickyPickles 33

Saturday 24 January 2015 12:06

I hope he had decent material at least and nothing weird. . Son, why are there 143 videos of pregnant Asian women and German Shepard **** on here? Or something equally disgusting

Comments

Sheepalicious 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 14:50

Your response should be "I was giving you guys some tips to keep things new and exciting!"

GunSlinger69 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 14:59

Who here has been caught watching ****? Super awkward and you can't really talk to that person without that weird feeling for days lol.

BlondePsycho 43

Saturday 24 January 2015 15:07

We're now in that golden age where most kids need to teach their parents how to hide their ****. "No dad you change the file name, she'll know what Big Ass Latina is, she wont look at the file Work Project 1"

thatcoolguy123 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 15:26

He was probably trying to get you in trouble. And parents always think they're always right, so hopefully she'll find out it wasn't u soon

exoticwaved 9

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:02

How exactly do you know it was your dad that did it?

Weirdo_Babe 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:19

You could say this is the more moderated version of the one I saw on moderation last night but anyways His dad was too "embarrassed" to say anything and obviously the OP wouldn't have don't it since he was away in college Sorry OP you had to take the blame for something your dad was too embarrassed to confess

Matthew089 15

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:28

family server?

PleaseTickleUs 7

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:34

Am I the only one who doesnt download it and just streams it?

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 24 January 2015 21:58

#21: What if you wanna watch it again?

ireallylikepasta 12

Monday 3 August 2015 6:50

you just look it up again

RAndEM 9

Saturday 24 January 2015 18:37

hmm, yeah, that must have been awkward...

loganhu 7

Saturday 24 January 2015 21:08

In hide defense, you are being a bitch

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