Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 069
You deserved it 2 438

Same thing different taste

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"Come on mom! It's obviously dad's collection. My collection wouldn't fit on one server."

I hope he had decent material at least and nothing weird. . Son, why are there 143 videos of pregnant Asian women and German Shepard **** on here? Or something equally disgusting

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Does he go by the screen name "canthaveitathome" on tumblr by chance?

there is a reason its called family server... anyone in family can upload it.... sometimes ****...BTW..who is downloading **** these days when internet has so much to offer...

Arokthis 21

I had something similar happen to me. My dad went to some sites and my mom saw them in the address bar. She gave me grief and I showed her the timestamps in the history. She went beet red.

Sounds like the beginning of an incest ****.

born_hustla 26

Since mom wanna "talk", might as well seize the opportunity to explain that those antique **** are not your taste...unless of course your dad's got some stuff to your liking.

born_hustla 26

...give your mom the talk on your preferences in women!

Scorpio1691 29

That's when you go. "i'm sorry mom. here let me delete it." lets see what dad says then after he sends you up the river