Valentine's slay, Looking good, Awkward and Love: Thanks for your input

Thanks for your input

By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2022 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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caancoha 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:34

Big whoop. You're not related, what's the big deal? Change your hair, you'll be fine

lpisagf 1

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:35

Oh wow that sucks. Maybe she didn't notice it before, I mean she might see her brother differently than the rest of her family does. Also, it could be that Daddy syndrome thing or w/e it is. Like girls date older men because they want someone to treat them like their dad did- special. Maybe she looks up to her brother and likes the kind of person he is. Nothing wrong about it really. I mean even by her reactions you can tell that now that it's pointed out she finds it weird. =/

Comments

mzbabygurl97 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:25

i swear to god... r u on crack .. she nevr likd your ass enywai... (please exuse my 1st comment)

sublime93 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:55

...You commented like ten times in this fml And you sound like such a dumbass little 12 year old girl in your comments

mzbabygurl97 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:09

u r so mean

Artemis_Huntress 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 8:31

And you can't spell.

Forremmy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:28

i guess the family didnt like you after meeting you for the first time so they tried to convince your gf that you look like her brother hahahhhhhhhhhh eww

mzbabygurl97 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:34

damn #26 dats. herlarious

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:47

She'll be over it by tomorrow probably. Now if you **** like her dad... You have an even bigger problem.

mzbabygurl97 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:23

wow

lobby0ne 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:13

What the hell? FYL dude

Anonymous9876543_fml_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:16

YDI for f#####g dogs

emilydearie 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:16

Not that weird. I find army/navy/marine men ******* SEXY! My brothers(I'm 19, they are 30) are in the armed forces, and I grew up with army/navy/marine brothers. It's what you grew up, and what you are used to! I'n used to armed forces men. It's not weird, right? haha