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By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 06:47 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Uglies

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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You deserved it 3 099

By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 12:24

Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.

BahahahLOL 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 12:27

Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.

Comments

sunnysurfchick 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:38

consider the source, blow it off!

Xpensive 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:47

damn sounds like something out of the invention of lying

purple_sarah88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:06

Dementia can have a similar effect by reducing the person's inhibitions so they say inappropriate things.

CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:50

Sounds to me like the old lady is still firing on all cylinders just fine...

JtownDude 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:51

WHISPER IN HER EAR "IT'S OK YOU WONT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THEM"

docscientist 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:54

Didn't I read this comment already, but less loud?

goaty777 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:55

I agree with number 5...old or not, if she wants too be an old **** ab it...show her how ***** get screwed by dicks ;). so in other words, Ida been a smartass dick back!

Snackbars 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:58

What a superficial old bag of ignorance. That's really ******. Maybe tell her "I make your grandaughter happy and you dissaprove because of the weight and appearance of our theoretical future kids? I'm so glad you have your priorities straight."