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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 06:47 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 12:24

Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.

BahahahLOL 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 12:27

Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.

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SofaKingHappy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:58

hehehe fatty xD well she was senile so maybe youre not pudgy fugly

catmadshea 1

Monday 4 April 2011 6:39

this was in the movie "invention of lying" but I guess it cud happen in real life...

KickItHigh 32

Monday 4 April 2011 7:36

Well chubby guys are fine.

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Monday 4 April 2011 18:04

well I guess she's not THAT senile? be happy though, you got the girl. lol

forbiddenfruit69 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:37

Grandma-ftw! who wants ugly babies anyway

jjfml55555 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:54

that old bitch!!!...ur stil gettin married tho

Lorynia 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:27

This oddly sounds a lot like the movie "The Invention of Lying"

Skepticaalx 11

Monday 8 August 2011 17:49

don't listen to grandma! you and your fiancé will be fineee!

silentxninja 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:38

Sorry, OP! Don't let it get to you, as long as you and your fiance are happy, then who cares what her grandmother thinks? Especially if she is a bit senile - she may not even know what she is saying.