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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 130

You deserved it 2 475

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 451

You deserved it 5 757

By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 926

You deserved it 4 860

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 373

You deserved it 10 388

By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 659

You deserved it 1 403

By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 849

You deserved it 3 031

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 032

You deserved it 45 586

By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 520

You deserved it 2 871

Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 432

You deserved it 4 070

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 858

You deserved it 4 613

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 638

You deserved it 1 056

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

they don't really sound like 'friends'

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

Great friends you have there

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me_gusta_eso 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:59

They should have "ran over" and helped you get to the hospital. Damn friends.

MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:02

Who charges someone in that condition?!

Mister_Triangle 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:19

The hospital, the insurance company, the government, everyone really

Amrel 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:04

Thats what friends are for?

uprising_fml 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:04

some 'friends' you have there . I hope you are alright .

Gringe 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:46

We GET IT they r bad friends stop repeating other peoples comments!

tnt227 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:05

There's got to be more to the story

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:05

Shouldve told the cab driver you'd give him extra to run them over and leave.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:07

The cab driver made you pay double because you ruined his day by bleeding all over the backseat shame on you

Tyger44 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:21

Are u retarded?what do u want OP to do?walk to the hospital!?

btstig 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:34

It's the truth.

majorasshole 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:10

Turn your sarcasm detector on, people are not getting it.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:34

(Pats GoW_Chick on the shoulder in reassurance) It's okay, Hun, your sarcasm was not wasted on me, I assure you. :) Thumbs up!

kate1238 9

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:35

OR take a ambulence

wutzup 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 10:26

I would've flew on my own LIKE A BOSS!!!

allen2688 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:08

I, got ran over by a reindeer...

etiennerheaume_fml 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:12

Stfu

marissamay25 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:09

I wouldn't consider them so much as your "friends" now.

brenel4 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:14

Time to pick new friends I think.

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