Health, Painful, Parents, Injury and Furniture: Thanks guys

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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Slasher

By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:15

my mom did something exactly the same. I was carrying a small size filing cabinet down the stairs for her. Needless to say, I lost balance because my cat was winding her way between my legs purring and fell down 1/2 a flight of stairs twisting my ankle in the process. I got yelled at by my mother for scaring her cat and dropping the filing cabinet on her nicely stained oak stairs, scratching them.

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:03

I'd be pissed if my parents did that. FYL! :(

Comments

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:45

Wow, all you people whining makes me wish I would have became a Psychologist. Call the Whhhhaaaaaaaaammmmbulance! Your parents don't love you! /I kid. I kid.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:19

FYL. that really sucks :( Sounds like something my parents would do. And if they found scratches, they'd yell at me.

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:47

OMG that's EXACTLY what my mum does. Her furniture comes first.

littlemisslee 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:09

Sounds like my parents.... My brother went head first all the way down our stairs one day, hitting the wall at the bottom. My mom's only question was, " is the wall hurt?" LMAO. funny...

rinnychan 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:11

My parents are like this too. I once woke up so sick that I immediately vomited all over the carpet, and all my mom could do was yell at me for staining the rug.

Jackso_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:23

MINE ARE THE EXACT SAME I HAD TRIPED OVER MY DOG ONTO OUR NEW STEEL STOVE AND MY HEAD HIT THE GRILL AND MY MOM STARTS YELLING AT ME FOR GETTING A BLOOD ON THE STOVE, AND IT TURNED OUT I HAD A CONCUSSION AND NEEDED STABLES TO CLOSE THE WOUND