Christmas and Work: Thanks, I guess

Although a potted plant and some lotion isn't all that great, look on the bright side, at least you GOT a christmas bonus. Some don't even get holiday bonuses.

Darkness_Hate 29

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:00

Another way to say : "Go **** yourself"...

extrasnipes 22

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:03

If youre a guy thats not half bad.

Dramori 29

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:29

Is it a cactus? Could be a way of saying you are a pain in the ass :)

clumsylobster 17

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:53

Who the **** is putting a cactus in their arse

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:56

Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 24 December 2014 14:10

My brother sat on a cactus when he was a toddler.

CoGhostRider 31

Wednesday 24 December 2014 18:16

#16 the Fml community must not like you.

thez55 6

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:39

Don't you wish you would have gotten the ham that person was complaining about the other day?

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The Top

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 595

You deserved it 3 438

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 786

You deserved it 6 163

The Top

Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 447

You deserved it 4 198

Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 2 055

Today, I was basically treated to, "Hey, you're laid off by the end of the month. Oh, and would you mind training your replacement? We have budget cuts, and he works for less." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 690

You deserved it 108

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say, "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 636

You deserved it 8 558

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 829

You deserved it 8 905

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 310

You deserved it 52 220