Thanks, I guess

By whut - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML
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clumsylobster 17

Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube

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brandoneyez1 25

Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.

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clumsylobster 17

Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube

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Zelphoric 25

Well, the potted plant could be a cactus. But I guess that's when the bravery kicks in

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DrMario_ 16

Take the plant out and you have a wonderful cauldron to practise your witchcraft! Brilliant plan.

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CoGhostRider 31

The lotion is to prepare you for the screwing you're going to receive next year from your company.

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lukian_fml 29

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again (to water the plant).

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tony1891 22

put the ****** lotion in the basket!!! (pot)

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dannnngthatsux 19

It puts the lotion on the plant or else it gets the paddle again!

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sugar94_fml 17

Look on the bright side, at least you won't have to buy lotion anytime soon.

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tantanpanda 26

Although a potted plant and some lotion isn't all that great, look on the bright side, at least you GOT a christmas bonus. Some don't even get holiday bonuses.

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Dramori 29

Is it a cactus? Could be a way of saying you are a pain in the ass :)

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clumsylobster 17

Who the **** is putting a cactus in their arse

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Rkikkas9713 25

Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough.

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Mauskau 35

My brother sat on a cactus when he was a toddler.

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thez55 6

Don't you wish you would have gotten the ham that person was complaining about the other day?

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