Thanks, I guess

By whut - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML
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Top comments

clumsylobster 17

Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube

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brandoneyez1 25

Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.

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momac86 17

At least you'll smell good & have a plant to liven up your workspace

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jayleensmama 14

I got a $3 journal. We're a fortune 100 company. ?

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Lei_Aili 18

Hey, at least you got something. For my Christmas bonus, my work fired me.

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cantfixme36 28

I got a $25 gift certificate to my place of employment.

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BigFun76 12

I got socks and get this, a sleeve of thin mints (not the Girl Scout ones, the cheap dollar store pack!)

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inSayne 7

They must think you look like Caputo from Orange is the new black

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lifesucksvitae 10

I got a small bag of cheap chocolate. I'll trade.

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ratorr2 23

Much better than mine. I got 2 tickets to eat in the company cafeteria. Half the people who eat there end up sick. :-p

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candiicane 12

We got a free coffee if you worked Christmas Eve night or Christmas Day.

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