Oh no, not free stuff and a kindly gesture! I get that money would have been better. But goddamn, entitlement is a problem.

Beats a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.

If the potted plant is Poison Ivy, and the lotion is Calamine, then you're all set.

Maybe they expect you to jerk off to a plant?

Better than nothing OP.

I got a free coffee coupon worth $2.

Last year I got a layoff notice instead of a bonus. The company stopped giving out bonuses a couple years before that. Sorry but I just don't feel that bad. Kind of a weird bonus, but they don't have to give you anything and at least you have a job.

give the potted plant to the lazy who got the solar lights the other day.

Everyone at my department got poinsettias. It's a nice gesture so stop whining.

I got a box of See's chocolate ... to be shared with my whole department.