Christmas and Work: Thanks, I guess

There is easily about 50 people I served Christmas Eve dinner at the food bank tonight, that would have loved that gift, let alone a gift in general. Be great full, you aren't entitled to anything.

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Thursday 25 December 2014 7:35

Lol get over it op I got nothing for my xmas bonus

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