Love, Embarrassing, Weird and Parents: Thanks, I guess…

Thanks, I guess…

By omfgmaya - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend took me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML

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You deserved it 4 044

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Monday 5 October 2009 23:14

Maybe they were relieved he brought home a real girl instead of an imaginary one...

XGoat 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:12

Wow, what assholes

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zedolor 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:30

How did it go after the laughter ?

thisisrobin 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:34

Be respectful

KaylaJenai 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD

lexi0413 1

Monday 13 June 2011 2:34

well idk what to say are u ugly or hot Ask you're self that and if u don't like the way u look do something about it

MerkathonPro 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:32

They laughed because they already knew you were to good for him.

atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:40

That's just mean. If it was meant to be any other way they should have explained instead of leaving you hanging. FYL

Leeroy2259 4

Thursday 12 December 2013 15:14

what a bunch of dick heads

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 27 December 2015 1:13

Maybe they were laughing because they thought you looked like a super famous celebrity and this was their way of fangirling? o.o

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