Poopoo peepee, Customers, Gross and Health: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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RiiOT09 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:45

shitty situation? but seriously that's really nasty and unfortunate

Tuesdays76 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:46

I hate when that happens!

Comments

BadKitty13 28

Saturday 23 April 2011 16:32

Oh that is just disgusting and Wrong. Some people are just so gross.

Henningdale 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 16:33

sounds like someone has a delicate ass and only wipes it with fancy pants..

tykiej 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 16:46

Ick. Sorry you have to be around such dirty idiots.

Rahnt 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:07

This happened to my boyfriend's brother. He left the trousers in the changing room though :x

xrudeboyrock 29

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:10

for some reason, I hate you for saying glamorous. but seriously, thats disgusting and sucks for the staff.

Allabaster 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:32

Dry-cleaning? So you're saying that if someone ***** in a pair of pants, they don't have to buy them?

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:51

lol that stinks.

balest22 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:27

get a better job loser

supertwisted 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:40

today i ate some tacos with cheese they were very delicious i ate them all but as i went next door to try on and steal this bad ass pair of jeans and i felt kind of sick then before i knew it i had crap running down my legs so i did what any responsible person would do. i left those jeans at the store