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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By Username - 26/09/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

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By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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imnotright 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:34

y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????

wertan10 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:28

yes you should lol

Comments

chrisamagod 0

Friday 3 September 2010 13:51

keep on doing naked yoga just close curtains :D

Aznboifreakster 0

Friday 3 September 2010 14:44

perv

lonely_heart_89 6

Friday 3 September 2010 14:49

Why would the curtains be open anyways if you're naked? Didn't you think about someone being able to see you through the window?

USAF_RescueMike 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:00

so I think you all arguing should ummmm stfu is the proper way to say it

EvilDave 13

Friday 3 September 2010 15:01

Leave the curtains open and still do your yoga naked. Consider it a reward for his helpful hints.

Zombie65 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:19

What nude yoga with closed curtains :-O Whoever heard of such a thing :-O Wish I could say YDI but since it was done on purpose for the attention........

Mikehawk182 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:50

Lucky neighbor!

t0m_fml 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:03

I wish I cudv seen u doing naked yoga

uroborous 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:04

next time you do yoga and everytime after that, make sure yer curtains are open and take extra care to make sure you are fully nude. yoga was not meant to be done clothed especially when a woman is doing it. and it was meant to be done in full view for everyone to see, again especially if you are a woman.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 3 September 2010 16:08

how do you 'forget' your curtains are open? Especially when you are naked and have neighbors nearby? Now if you lived in a wooded area with 30 or more acres, I could understand walking around the house nude. Cause you would assume nobody is nearby.