Bodyshaming and Work: Thanks, random stranger - FML

Thanks, random stranger

By { o } - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Miami

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML

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Unrecognisable 12

Monday 23 March 2015 0:13

What a horrible thing to say. Hope it didn't ruin your day, OP! Ignore the idiot.

Eyalsh 32

Monday 23 March 2015 0:16

i am a drummer and i don't get the connection -.-

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Mossygirl357 12

Monday 23 March 2015 1:21

Don't worry about what that jerk said to you.

SchelleForelle 18

Monday 23 March 2015 1:25

What the hell xD

tormcn 26

Monday 23 March 2015 1:27

**** you? You're too old!

sahmnc420 13

Monday 23 March 2015 1:31

I'm are u a stripper or hooker? Otherwise why does ur weight matter?

mcamilli 14

Monday 23 March 2015 1:35

Awe sorry to hear that! Who cares what an old mans opinion is on looks anyways!!

flyingmind_fml 17

Monday 23 March 2015 2:12

tell him that he needs a cane

colvindj 22

Monday 23 March 2015 2:14

that's Florida for ya, always classy

Futacy 29

Monday 23 March 2015 2:26

It's hard to believe that his generation was responsible for all of the new advancements of the 20th century.

amileah13 26

Monday 23 March 2015 2:33

People these days. So crass. Ugh

jbizzle1987 8

Monday 23 March 2015 2:42

Funny, but sorry to hear op

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