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Thanks

By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 13:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML

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You deserved it 1 705

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 926

You deserved it 9 162

By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 352

You deserved it 3 766

By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 841

You deserved it 3 593

By jalopenos - 29/01/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 763

You deserved it 22 733

Empathy lives

By Natasha9 - 22/05/2021 20:01

Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 666

You deserved it 144

By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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You deserved it 14 943

By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 146

You deserved it 22 096

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 206

You deserved it 3 765

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 104

Bigmouth strikes again and again

By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 273

Talis99 26

Sunday 8 November 2015 7:29

This is what's wrong in our culture. No one, especially men, can show emotion and affection anymore without being labeled as "homosexual" or "pervert" or "pedophile". OP, ignore it. You were being a good friend and I'm sure your friend appreciated it.

serslybro 20

Sunday 8 November 2015 7:26

You were just trying to be a good friend. People can be so immature...

Comments

PuppiesKisses 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 14:03

I'm sorry that happened. Just remember ass hats like that guy usually get them self into knee high horse shit by their own regrettable actions.

tamesenicole 27

Sunday 8 November 2015 15:01

I would've shouted "his mom died you dick!"

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 8 November 2015 21:39

And then he probably would've tried to post an FML on this site looking for sympathy.

elcee1987 18

Sunday 8 November 2015 15:37

Are you really his best friend if you didn't learn about it til the next day?

Denise1988 13

Sunday 8 November 2015 16:14

I actually pictured a literal clown saying that and then had a good laugh.

jake131000 21

Sunday 8 November 2015 16:27

The funny thing is when he said "gay!". It was kind of a joke if he said it in a jokingly manner. In my opinion... "Gay" and the n-word are not funny. Although come on... How would he know that his mom died??

jocamo 24

Sunday 8 November 2015 20:02

So what if he didn't know the guy's mom died? The reason doesn't matter. Using gay as an insult is a dick move regardless.

AScooterman 12

Sunday 8 November 2015 16:43

Talk about being insecure what a shit thing to do.

Sazz024 7

Sunday 8 November 2015 18:13

How can people say he deserved it? Why can't people comfort their best friend without asshats calling them Gay?. Do people think he deserves it because there homophobic? There is really nothing wrong with Gays there lovely people , how can people use being gay as an insult. Wtf is wrong with people