Job interview and Work: That escalated quickly

That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 02:37 - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

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By hiccups - 16/05/2021 14:02

Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML

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By WarMachine68 - 06/06/2015 19:19 - United States - Shawnee

Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML

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Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:36

Never accept the donuts.

shawnaishere 14

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:38

I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.

Comments

CanadianCutie22 16

Thursday 14 June 2012 3:55

lesson learned, no food at a job interview

trucker67 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 4:22

I am a boss and I always offer my candidates food - its a test to see if they turn it down and to see how they vocalize turning down an offer . I learned early on to choose employees with good social skills.