That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15

Never accept the donuts.

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shawnaishere 14

I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.

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lovebeecharmer 6

Poisoned apple!

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perdix 29

Hey, what's going on here? I would have been here sooner, but my psychic powers have been compromised. So, uh, what!?

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Enslaved 36

Noor, I'm pretty sure perdix would prefer watching pretty girls eat the eclairs and having it drip down their chins instead. He's very visual!

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unknown_user5566 26

Hopefully one of the requirements for the job isn't "must know how to chew food".

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unknown_user5566 26

54- Guess people didn't like my joke. Oh well!

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unknown_user5566 26

45- No no, Perdix would much rather the pretty girls watch HIM eat it. That's why he does Zumba- he needs to burn off the extra donut calories.

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auspycious 0

slow and steady wins the race. Don't rush it

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greenie213 23

Well if it was a cop interview, the coffee and donuts might have been a test.

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Mitcha857 0

Instant fail if you forget how to chew. Potential death by donut. Yeah if you put that on a resume you wouldn't get employed by anyone.

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williamcarter93 13

If he choose to hire/not hire you based on the fact that you choked on a piece of food....I would say he has very bad PR skills.

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amiritelol 3

Would have been worse if the job was at a donut place, amirite.net ?

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