That kidnapped kink

By georgiahick - 30/12/2010 14:09

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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RayeofSunshine 0

Please tell me you're never going to have sex with him again if he's going to disrespect you like that. You should dump his ass. You deserve better.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If you haven't dumped him yet, I suggest doing so. Don't put up with that. If you do put up with that, then you deserve it! Stand up for yourself.

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perdix 29

If your face is that awful, let him go for anal. It can get you an "I love you" after three years, plus you help the environment by not wasting paper bags.

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perdix 29

Thank ya, . . . thank ya very much. And, yeah, this one is for you ;)

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DocBastard 38

Here is some sage advice - if you want to make things interesting, maybe use some butter or marjoram to lube him up. Don't stoop down to his level and pepper him with insults. That'll just be salt in the wounds. Sometimes letting him cumin your mouth or using a dill-do will turn him on, show him you clove him, and increase his basil metabolic rate. But curry his favor, have a fun bedroom caper, and you'll be fine in no thyme.

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Froley 0

I see what you did there. :D

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Busty_fml 0

Break up with him, he will only get worse with time, save yourself the trouble of heart ache

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albinoV 1

Sounds like a light-hearted joke to me. Why would this guy stay with someone he can't look at during intimacy?

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Dez31396 0

oh burn!! u got owned

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Jackmangold 0

that's when you kick that douche in the nuts

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triggerit 5

op can try wearing a condom over your head. FyL

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