School, Gross and Teachers: That's more than I asked for

That's more than I asked for

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

p33dmypant5 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

use it to tape your cleavage shut

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stevenmx86 7

Friday 29 April 2011 12:33

Wow sounds like your shirt was just gaping open...

DaveTheBrave20 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:18

did he reach for it??

Breanah01 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:27

was the teacher hot ? (; haha

kl_beans 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:41

I'm guessing that you're not going to be looking him in the eye any time soon?

mandy_rox 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:44

yummy...I think you broke into my head and stole my fantasy. fml for not being in your shoes ;0

ceddyz17 10

Friday 29 April 2011 18:08

BOOBIES

BellaGoBoom 6

Friday 29 April 2011 19:30

This reminded me of the old lady from Yes Man.

ressespieces122 0

Friday 29 April 2011 19:55

well it's better than his drool going down ur shirt

emjay09 0

Friday 29 April 2011 20:08

you'll never wear a low cut shirt again will you?

sunshine_today23 0

Friday 29 April 2011 20:31

HAHAHAHAH

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