That's more than I asked for

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 597
You deserved it 4 825
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Top comments

txgirl2013 14

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

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ell_oh_ell 0

seeems like he was really close to you at the time, mouth aim right above the chest huh

5 1
johnson94 5

tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean, dalmation!

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tellithowitis 13

haha "funny" and "gummy" lol I know EPIC failll

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slightlypyro1996 4

I would have said, "Now that's a sticky situation!"

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cheerinsaige 0

sticky and wet make u upset! yay! I can rhymee...awwkk

0 1
littlemissFYL 5

#1 it's not a "gummy" unless the teacher reached to get it. that's when this becomes a sticky situation.

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tellithowitis 13

I know my joke was an EPIC fail!!! lolololol u know that wasnt even considered a joke, I apologize for my horrible jokes

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FuniiBunii 0

I don't know I find #1's comment interesting. U deserve a carrot!! :D

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littlemissFYL 5

^ for some reason I think you are secretly NotFunnii on a different account, disguising yourself. hmm.

7 1
FuniiBunii 0

Whose NotFunii? I am new here, so I don't know many people .

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claireful 4

@ 126 that wasn't creepy or weird at all....

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FuniiBunii 0

140 how come I can't see #126 comment? :S

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

143-Glock 17, Glock 19, .44, Rueger that's sexy;)

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SneezyC 15

I almost when I saw that Clark persons picture!

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123whyme 0

Why was he so close? Wait, why is your top so low?

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txgirl2013 14

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

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Daerauko 0

no, he went bobbing for it.

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docscientist 9

Sorry, but kids in school can't be expected to receive the same privileges as adults.

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rafsta 0

great start for a porno!

38 2
natirixoxo 0

Get an A by retrieving it and putting it in your mouth

15 1
shortie916 0

Why didn't he just lick it out of the crack haha that's how you could start the porno ;)

1 5
wazupwolf 5

cleavage is nice so gtfo

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tweetbaby14 18

I definitely agree. Total YDI showing your boobs does not make you look cute all of a sudden, dear.

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LogicPolice 0

The comment doesn't indicate whether or not the OP is a girl. It would be funnier if she's a girl, but he may not be.

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balex_fml 0

Just because it went down her shirt doesn't mean her cleavage was showing. At my school plenty of girls don't shoe cleavage but still have a little space to play basket ball with.

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Broja 8

Completely right! Assume = Ass/u/me

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sheagstaz 0

I bet he asked for it back

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skidoo800HO 2

See what the OP doesn't know is that there was a tiny camera on the piece of gum... tisk tisk pedophiles are getting so clever these days

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ubetrwatchBN 5

I concur. While it's likely that op was a girl with too much cleavage showing, that's not necessarily the case, and it doesn't have to be low cleavage for that to happen. in grade school, we practiced throwing things across the room at ppl a lot. I once threw half of a crayon down a girl's shirt from across the classroom, and she was just wearing a normal blouse. Ah, to be a kid. lol

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inuyasha1618 7

honestly, there probably was cleavage since it wouldnt fall down a T-Shirt and I doubt he was standing right on top of her to get the gum to fall in. it would have to be a pretty wide area to fall in~

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tweetbaby14 18

I find it sad how because I directly say "put your boobs away." I get lectured, and how the person I'm commenting under is saying pretty much the same thing and being praised/ ignored. nice to know there are NO double standards.

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dragon0000 7

I've done that once.....

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FreebirdIII 1

And you were so close that the gum could fall from his mouth, down your shirt why? I hope your not home schooled.

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ubetrwatchBN 5

A tooth? A set of dentures? I want a hint!

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rattusrattus 18

All clases with sensible teachers do. I once put my fingers in someone's still-damp gum that had been stuck under the table. I got told off for grossed-out screaming until they realised the gum was there. Then my normally reasonable and fair teacher went very quiet and angry. I would not like to be the person who stuck that wad there.

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0opsie 6

I always hated that I couldn't chew gum just because some people were too stupid to rip some paper and wait for the trash can. Why do they stick their nasty gum where other people are going to sit?

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ell_oh_ell 0

well in my highschool there are no rules or regulations about gum although I must admit I have felt something sticky under my desk before yuck!!

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RiiOT09 9

except for any science classes, where there is no gum ever, it's up to the teacher in my school

13 0
SeasonedLemur 5

I finally realise why all my teachers were always bitching at me to pull my tie up...

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Sightless92 7

I hope this didn't happen during class. lmao

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CommonSenseKarma 17

The problem the student had wasn't exactly school appropriate....

6 1
holymolybro 0

After school tutorials. ;). Get some, OP.

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borkchop1992 15

yummy did u do some favors to get a better grade ;)

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BenderJ_fml 5

Why does this sound like the beginning to an interesting movie?!!?

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FallonFerSure 6

I dunno.... it could be Prom Night all over again...

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holymolybro 0

No, just a start to some original ****. GODBLESSAMERICA.

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