School, Gross and Teachers: That's more than I asked for

Shocking. Is he Asian? Not hatin', just I know for some reason conversations I've had with some Asian adults involves them breathing down my freaking neck, a little weird :/

regsworld11 2

Friday 29 April 2011 5:52

dirty mouth? clean it up(:

littlewimpe 3

Friday 29 April 2011 5:53

what size boobs do you have?

wayham22 3

Friday 29 April 2011 5:55

I can't say that this hasn't happened to me before.....

SnailJamsss 6

Friday 29 April 2011 6:09

Hahaha. That's funny as hell. Did you dig it out your shirt and put it back in his mouth like nothing happened?

CommonSenseKarma 17

Friday 29 April 2011 6:14

So I guess he wasn't Asian? Because I know for sure my comment was not racist. Fair moderators, it is a matter of cultural differences! Common Sense

Crazy4Christ 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:58

haha, oops- teacher: oh let me get that

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Today, my parents were watching videos of police officers dealing with stubborn suspects. I overheard my mom saying, "It's like a Christian trying to argue with an atheist about God" and my dad agreed. Good to know that they're still as intolerant as ever, and it will never be safe for me to come out as an atheist. FML

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Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML

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Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML

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Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

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Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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Today, I got yelled at for 10 minutes by my head of department for failing one of my students for plagiarism, because, "we can't be sure." It was my work he plagiarised, but because it's not in our system, it doesn't count. FML

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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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