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Shocking. Is he Asian? Not hatin', just I know for some reason conversations I've had with some Asian adults involves them breathing down my freaking neck, a little weird :/

regsworld11 2

Friday 29 April 2011 5:52

dirty mouth? clean it up(:

littlewimpe 3

Friday 29 April 2011 5:53

what size boobs do you have?

wayham22 3

Friday 29 April 2011 5:55

I can't say that this hasn't happened to me before.....

SnailJamsss 6

Friday 29 April 2011 6:09

Hahaha. That's funny as hell. Did you dig it out your shirt and put it back in his mouth like nothing happened?

CommonSenseKarma 17

Friday 29 April 2011 6:14

So I guess he wasn't Asian? Because I know for sure my comment was not racist. Fair moderators, it is a matter of cultural differences! Common Sense

Crazy4Christ 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:58

haha, oops- teacher: oh let me get that

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