That's not how that works

By christiner - 06/09/2010 03:01 - France

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 672
You deserved it 3 280

Same thing different taste

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What's not to get? A perforated tank divider is a fish tank divider with holes in it, thus defeating the purpose of separating different kinds of water. They're used to separate fish that would usually fight each other. Since water molecules are obviously a lot smaller than fish, they would get through the holes. Personally, I wouldn't want to sell anyone an animal if they didn't know the name of it. I think there's actually something that says pet store employees can refuse selling an animal if the person wanting to make a purchase seems incompetent enough, because it would result in the death of the pet.

ZOMBlE 0

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Seems like this belongs on Not Always Right rather than FML.

Niah_moore 0

yeah, definately not a FML. Seriously how did this really mess with your life at all?

Wow. To all of the people who are saying "I don't get it", you are stupid. I think that most of these retards are confused because the word perforated was used.

I have to agree with you. You have to remember that the the majority of books, newspapers, and magazines are published to someone with a sixth grade education.

What I dont get is why the op cares if some stranger is an idiot. Is it a faith in humanity thing? Hate my job thing? These poor fishies thing? idk

Having to keep your cool around idiots can be an FML. Educated questions are one thing, but seeing as the person that came in could probably see the holes in the divider if they tried, it's painful. I worked at an amusement park for two years and idiots get quick really fast.

Maybe they just read "tank divider" and held it up cuz they weren't thinking and then op freaked out at them and told them they couldn't have their fishies! lol anyway why don't people just go fishing, catch some bluegill and throw em in a tank? why do we have to buy them from the pet store where it's up to 200$ or more for a tiny fish?

I don't think that the OP truly believed this ****** his life. I just assumed that he thought it was a funny story that highlighted the stupidity of others, so he decided to post it on FML as a way to share it with others.

FFML_314 11

Why can't you just accept the FML and move on? Why do you pick it apart? You have a problem with so many of the stories. Delete your account if it's such a problem. A lot of people have to moderate these through, so it's obvious that a vast majority of people clicked yes!

I agree with you FFML. And I know for one that I would have clicked yes as well.

I never said it wasn't an fml and I'm glad the op posted the story. Don't jump to conclusions just because you don't like me, I was only speculating as to the ops reasoning. I haven't questioned any FMLs' worthiness in a while, but I do think they aren't as good as they used to be.

PurplePigeon 0

stupified: people will spend money like that on little fish because it's a hobby. what you can do with fish, rocks, and coral doesn't end and takes a lot of dedication. also, a typical "nemo" fish only costs about $30.

ohthebloodygore 16

StupEfied, if you aren't happy with the recent FML's, quit commenting and moderate. We'd all appreciate it! You're an idiot.

rbg: Is "perforated" really considered beyond a sixth grade reading level nowadays? D:

nigahigafan 0

oook, maybe i dont understand the word coz im 12? good enough excuse for you? and anyway just coz i dont understand dusnt mean im a stupid idiot. FYI i get straight As and have gotten into the best school in London. Hows that for retarded? "genius" you are indeed

There is such a thing as looking up a word in the dictionary. With your atrocious spelling here, I sincerely hope you are not the top in your class.

Hahaha just somone who wants to get educated no biggie!

This FML should be on Not Always Right instead.

deeters 0

oh shit take a step back #79 is a genius.

lol. it's just my opinion. I suppose I chose rather harsh words.

I don't believe your words were harsh enough hahaha

so now were submitting FML's about stupid customers... wow where do I start...

Exactly. My dad, who owned a restaurant in an, ahem, rural town, once had a customer tell him quite seriously that there were some "really bad lemons" on the buffet. When Dad asked him to point them out, they were actually whole kiwi fruit. O_o