That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 289
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Same thing different taste

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trixy81 10

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

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crazyfella 0

Hahaha at least you tried, that's what counts

You should punch her out till she changes her mind

If you really bore your heart and soul, I would think you'd be able to look past it, and maybe she would consider it when there's ever talk of marriage. .... How could it be possible that it's unnatural, though?! It's the only way to procreate!!

It's okay OP, she's probably a rug muncher.

Stay clear of this one OP! Sex is only unnatural when you have both a taco and a hot dog!

caysters 12