Love: That's not what I said…?

That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Whatever it takes

By UglyLesbo - 21/08/2022 06:00

Today, I saw the girl I have a crush on holding hands and making out with another girl. When I hinted that I was into girls, in an attempt to ask her out out two months ago, she told me she was “straight as hell” and would “never resort to that disgusting ass lesbo shit.” FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

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trixy81 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

It's unnatural? Oh shit.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Monday 12 December 2011 13:23

Immeadiately turn to her friend & ask; "Wanna do what comes natrually!?"

kshafer08 7

Monday 12 December 2011 13:45

How the hell is sex "unnatural".

kikiwi_fml 9

Monday 12 December 2011 14:18

That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Or, if she's for real it's best not to date a crazy like her. What's more natural than sex, other than eating and sleeping?

FajitaFreak 3

Monday 12 December 2011 14:27

She's probably just asexual. Don't take it personally. I'm close to the same way. Logically, I find sex disgusting (think about it objectively). Of course, I still have a drive to have it, but a very weak one and it's infrequent and rare for me. She may simply not have it at all, in which case all that is left is seeing sex for what it is, two mammals penetrating each other + tons of bodily fluids, sweat, and other stuff. There's nothing sexy about that. It's our sexual drives, the ingrained desire to have sex, that allows us to see past it. Same thing for food. It's rather gross if you think about it but we all have such incredibly high desires to eat that it overrides that fact. So just saying, don't be too hard on her. It's okay if you leave her considering you are a sexual being, but don't judge her because she isn't.

gene818 13

Monday 12 December 2011 17:44

"Two mammals penetrating each other"? Um...last time I checked, the penis penetrates through the ******. What part of the female penetrates the male?

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 12 December 2011 18:32

Well, assuming there's kissing, tongues probably count.

wruch 6

Monday 12 December 2011 21:37

It doesn't have to be female

jlperry31 10

Monday 12 December 2011 14:29

that's probably her way of saying she is a lesbian without saying it

KidNinja 1

Monday 12 December 2011 15:02

sex unnatural...how the Hell did she get on earth o_O

monagro 22

Monday 12 December 2011 15:11

Retarded christians... at least that crush is finished.

Kristoffer 35

Monday 12 December 2011 15:15

Wow. Sex is the epitome, the very example of a natural act. Be glad you never dated her, she's a weirdo.

EvilDave 13

Monday 12 December 2011 15:33

I am going to guess you and she are in collage. Sounds like she has been brainwashed by the feministas. Give it 3 +/- 2 years and she will most-likely change her mind. Of course, you should ask yourself if you really want to be with someone as soft-headed as she is.