That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

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Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
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trixy81 10

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

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rcloca 10

It's unnatural? Oh shit.

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mpclaw 3

Two year crush and no nookie? Hey fella, did it ever occur to you that she has been using you for two years. You will get over it. Next time, look for some reciprocity within a few dates.

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caysters 12

Umm, crushes aren't always mutual, so why would you say she was using him? He liked her, she didn't like him. Pretty sure she didn't lead him on, based on this FML. And having a crush on someone doesn't mean you're going on dates, just so ya know.

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elphea 1

I think that could have been my former roommate. She is psycho.

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Ibeatmyself 3

what she really was saying is that she's doesn't wanna have sex with you

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Courtney_Sanders 6

Looks like she's going to be single for a very, very long time.

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mitchellstuart 2

Did u ask her if it's so unnatural then y is everybody is the world here either that's a crazy bitch or she was blowing u off

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gene818 13

If sex is unnatural then the world would consist of only plants and asexually reproduced organisms. She's an idiot.

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MsMeiriona 2

She could mean sex for a purpose other than reproduction, which is still false, but can be debated rather than just laughed out of town.

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MsMeiriona 2

There are plenty of ways to inform the world you are asexual. This... Doesn't work. Maybe she just didn't make it clear that she meant sex for her specifically seems unnatural, and she couldn't date anyone who would expect it of her. Or maybe she's just lying.

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bgraber04 1

she is either a lesbian or not interested or just stupid. you won here dude

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capnbzarr 43

Bright side: You're spared the trouble of pining over that psycho. If ******* were unnatural, it wouldn't be necessary for the procreation of every single mammalian species (and a whole lot of non-mammalian animals too).

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