Money and Kids: That was short-lived.

That was short-lived.

By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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You deserved it 8 592

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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You deserved it 20 871

By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 000

You deserved it 60 605

By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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You deserved it 5 609

Risky gamble

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40

You deserved it 738

Random update?

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 18:00

Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML

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You deserved it 128

By KamiAzaaaaaa - 11/12/2015 16:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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You deserved it 1 556

By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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You deserved it 6 481

By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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You deserved it 54 913

By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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You deserved it 41 848

By outagrand - 01/08/2009 14:08 - Australia

Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML

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You deserved it 13 938

SPCZippo 6

Friday 26 January 2018 4:45

Dude there's enough free **** out there that you should never have to pay for it.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 2 February 2018 13:05

Who pays for **** anyways? There's enough free **** on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.

Comments

Huldan MeGroyn 13

Friday 2 February 2018 20:27

YDI. Who the **** pays for ****?

ellyhan 11

Friday 2 February 2018 20:52

You pay for ****?

Aurora25 29

Saturday 3 February 2018 2:18

How to spot a virgin..

boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 3 February 2018 3:59

You can't just go make the personal purchases the minute you get a card - gotta build up some parental trust so they don't look into everything. Go to the ATM, use cash for smaller purchases, set some aside each time, and wait a month or two to get a prepaid card with that cash. And since you sound like you're young and at home, read up on how to properly erase browser history!!!

azouwa 26

Saturday 3 February 2018 14:47

Go to xnxx.com. They're free. Be sure to use incognito mode. Hate to see mommy breaking your phone next.

xemnas1997 5

Saturday 3 February 2018 17:34

I mean you should have foreseen this happening so ydi, but I'm sorry your mom has to be so overbearing. It's your money so spend it on whatever you want, just be more discreet about it.

rety1 13

Saturday 3 February 2018 23:41

damn. as soon as I was old enough to start getting money for my birthdays and Christmas, my money and what i spent it on was my own business. believe me, I've made some really silly mistakes with my money, but I had to learn fast. I had a whole lot more to learn when I started earning credit and learned about manipulating debt to your advantage to earn more credit. I'm working my way out of a bad learning experience within the past couple months.